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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Closer to home than you might think
Because I often go onto Saddleworth.
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Because I often go onto Saddleworth.
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I hope so
It might be too late to train the boys to find rotten corpses though.
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
It might be too late to train the boys to find rotten corpses though.
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)
The only way to get them in the mood is to start slaying folk.
Give it a go. What's the worse than can happen?
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Give it a go. What's the worse than can happen?
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:55, Reply)
I think mass murder is one of those things you feel a vocation for
I'm a bit too old to change paths now.
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
I'm a bit too old to change paths now.
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)
Maybe.
But you've only been self employed for a bit, and whilst that didn't start as well as you hoped, things have picked up.
Maybe genocide is your true calling.
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
But you've only been self employed for a bit, and whilst that didn't start as well as you hoped, things have picked up.
Maybe genocide is your true calling.
( , Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
Pol Pot didn't embark on Genocide until later life.
You could be right.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
You could be right.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Well, but it on your kitchen calendar for September.
It might still be dry.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
It might still be dry.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
On second thoughts
It's 30 miles from my house to Dozer's and the rotting corpse smell would linger in the car.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
It's 30 miles from my house to Dozer's and the rotting corpse smell would linger in the car.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
He could stare at your tits and it would be a compliment.
Assuming stories of his height are true.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Assuming stories of his height are true.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
I'm used to people staring at my tits.
They have their own postcode.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
They have their own postcode.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
Don't worry
I'm emphatically not a prime specimin of homo sapiens.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
I'm emphatically not a prime specimin of homo sapiens.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)
You calling me a puff?
I might as well be - I'm heading for Cavy style desperation.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
I might as well be - I'm heading for Cavy style desperation.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
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