Negotiations with my wife are nearing completion and it seems I have agreement to attend.
Stunned has offered me a lift - so that's transport sorted.
I need to arrange a hotel - any recommendations?

BTW - work meeting in Bristol this week has been postponed.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

oh no!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:28, Reply)

LEEEAVE IT AHT HE ENT WERF IIIITTT!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:28, Reply)

Shut it chunky.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Bourton-on-the-Water has a model village,
Why not simply break into one of the houses and sleep there for the night?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:28, Reply)

He might get picked on by one of the penguins at Birdland though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:33, Reply)

To him, they're like adversaries of Godzilla.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Are you dyeing your hair again especially for the bash?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Yes, I've had extra grey streaks put in just for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:01, Reply)

The idea of you doing anything with your hair for my benefit scares me.
*stands with arse against the wall*
*ensures wearing slip on shoes*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:04, Reply)