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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No it isn't, and it's full of Mancunians
Furthermore, I have never, in all my time on b3ta, been so insulted, and many, many, many, many many people have tried. Many, many, many, many, many times.
Derby indeed. Were you a gentleman I would demand satisfaction by way of brutal sodomy.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Furthermore, I have never, in all my time on b3ta, been so insulted, and many, many, many, many many people have tried. Many, many, many, many, many times.
Derby indeed. Were you a gentleman I would demand satisfaction by way of brutal sodomy.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Or is it from Nottingham and you lived in Derby for a bit?
I'm sure Derby was involved at some point.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:37, Reply)
I'm sure Derby was involved at some point.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:37, Reply)
I have absolutely never, at any point in my life, lived in Derby
You can tell by my command of words containing more than one syllable, and ability to breathe with my mouth closed. I would sooner flop my wedding tackle into the mouth of a ravenous shark whilst impugning his ability to keep Mrs Jaws sexually satisfied than set foot in that ungodly receptacle of nature's abortions.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)
You can tell by my command of words containing more than one syllable, and ability to breathe with my mouth closed. I would sooner flop my wedding tackle into the mouth of a ravenous shark whilst impugning his ability to keep Mrs Jaws sexually satisfied than set foot in that ungodly receptacle of nature's abortions.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)
I heard you love Derby so much you have put yourself up for mayor.
That's what I heard.
'Derby's First Transgender Mayoral Candidate', I heard.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:45, Reply)
That's what I heard.
'Derby's First Transgender Mayoral Candidate', I heard.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Twinsies??
The time I spent inside your mother does not equate to a fraternal relationship between us.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)
The time I spent inside your mother does not equate to a fraternal relationship between us.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)
I knew you wouldn't get that.
You're so not down with the kids, Tangles. The spectacularly gay kids.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:01, Reply)
You're so not down with the kids, Tangles. The spectacularly gay kids.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:01, Reply)
I've always found the use of the word "register" in relation to sex offenders amusing
Conjures a mental image of a magistrate shouting out surnames whilst a collection of extremely embarrassed-looking middle-aged men shuffle their feet and look at the ground
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Conjures a mental image of a magistrate shouting out surnames whilst a collection of extremely embarrassed-looking middle-aged men shuffle their feet and look at the ground
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)
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