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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pull over to the hard shoulder and immediately smear yourself in your own shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:22,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I save my shit for dirty protests when doing site visits.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:23,
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What you need is a Tupperware box of shit in your glove compartment, so you can do both.
Forward planning, you see?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:25,
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I'd like to change my answer to this, please, Bob.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:23,
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Not allowed!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:23,
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Like a kind of faecal Lord of the Flies.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:24,
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Is this a breakdown?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:23,
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No, he's pulled over simply to smear himself in shit.
His car remains in full working order. That's the beauty of this plan.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:24,
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Are you having a breakdown?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:29,
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You tell me.
Perhaps I am.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:30,
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Judge rules... Sane.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:41,
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No, he's just smeared himself in shit.
His brain is in full working order.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:31,
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