You know what? It _is_ a wonderful day, one full of wonder and delight, promising many things.
I've decided not to continue on at my current job, that I'm going to move on to pastures new, and score myself a month's wages for fuck all. I don't think I'll be out of a job for long, I more than likely will snapped up at my prices. OH BOY. I saw a video game company looking for someone like me, I might be able to score myself some beta tests or some shit like that.

I wonder if I can find a company that'll let me bring a pet to work, there are a few that do that, I'd get a dog if I could do that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 8:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yeah if you're blind it's ok mate.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I will _not_ blind myself in order to get a dog, that is a stupid suggestion, I don't know anyone who would do that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Wait, hold on.
What's the minimum amount of blindness you have to have to get a dog? If I get a projector, would the big bright screen be big enough for me to be able to see still?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)

If you haven't already got them, then the ISEB and ISTQB qualifications are useful if you want to move into a testing role.
And with those bits of paper, you'll be able to earn more.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Thank you, but no, deffo not, I think testing software is on par with data entry, even with video games.
Can you imagine spending all day every day making your character walk against every single wall in a castle to make sure you don't fall through?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:13, Reply)

That's how I imagine most people on here spend their weekends and most evenings

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:16, Reply)