Today is going to mostly be spent trying to find a pair of gloves
into which I can surreptitiously sew a roll of pennies, ready for tomorrow. Just in case Battered gets a bit punchy.

It looks like tonight's going to be comforting a friend that's gone and lost her work contract.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tell her she should keep all important documents in a safe place.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I'll tell her that gag, I'm sure it'll cheer her *right* up.

( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:53, Reply)

careful not to "comfort" her with your penis.
It can happen all to easily, Kroney.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)

There's really no need to add further disappointment
to her problems, is there?
( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:06, Reply)