Ryanair are great.
My favourite bit of the flight is when they introduce the pilot.

'Your Captain today is Paddy O'Shea, Paddy is a veteran of 74 landing, with 37 of those by way of emergency.'

Let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

they don't let you sit by the emergency exit
unless you pay more. if no-one does, no-one sits there. I'm pretty sure not having someone by the emergency exit contravenes a fuckload of FAA regulations, but hey.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

was it true or was it daily fail bollocks
that they wanted to have "standing room only" flights, where you strapped yourself to the wall like on the gravitron at alton towers?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)

bollocks probably.
well, Michael O'leary said he was considering it, but he always does that for press attention. Same as the paying to piss.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

why would he put something so negative out there for publicity?
weird
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

All of the answers are here
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8779388.stm
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)

it's not negative
when your message is 100% low price over any quality.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Nope, it was on the bbc as well
whether that makes it true or not, I'm not sure, but it probably makes it at least 70% less racist.
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)

*watches Jeff wreck the mic*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Psyche.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)