I'm oft
out tonight to be a wingman for about 8 mad girls. What was supposed to be a 'girls night' has apparently turned into a 'attack the menfolk night'... I'll be dancing around them all with vodka!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sounds terrifying.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

For all the unsuspecting menfolk
yes!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Racist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)

She gone do you wrong DiT.
She been messin' all around town with other guys, doin' the wild thing all night long.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I thought as much.
She always comes home with fivers stuffed in to her garters.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I'm having an affair
with a toucan!

Don't say 'well toucan play that game'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)

fuck off jeff

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)

You're very strange

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Welcome to the Internet...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Very true
I'd forgotten!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

:(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Go on then
Explain what you mean!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Jeff makes puns
We tell him to fuck off.

Anyone else making puns must therefore be Jeff.

We tell them to fuck off.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Ah I see
I'm so out of the loop maaan! It's all trippy!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)

And a card saying 'love from all the firemen, we'll never forget you'
wedged in her knickers.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)

It's true
They won't forget! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)

And when memory fails
there's always the photographs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)

What! I'm wingmanning
I'll be Goose to a room full of Maverick's... which mean's I'll die at around midnight and you have to come and get me and shout 'HO-NO HO-NO' at me and cradle my head! Then Meg Ryan will be all like sad and shit!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

OH NO YOUR GOING TO GET HEAD CANCER AND DIE IN HAWAII!!!!!!!

( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

OHEMGEEE!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)

GOOSE! GOOOOOOOOSE!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)