I don't really like people buying me expensive presents, as it betrays my working class origins.
However I would accept a bumming from Darth. Or a pint. Probably a pint actually, come to think of it.

My finest physical feature (so I'm told) is my arse. My finest personality trait is (so I'm told) my sense of humour and sparkling wit. According to my GF I also have a particular skill that I'm not terribly comfortable sharing with the group, as I am far too modest.

*licks eyebrows*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:01, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

There's no skill in that.
You just need people who are short enough to have eyes at your mouth level, and you need to take them by surprise.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:03, Reply)

get off my eyebrows

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I can only accept your first answer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Lollage

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)