Retrain?
Has he not got any skeletons you could exploit. I'll bet he's a tax dodger. THEY usually are.

Non-payment of employer NI stamp is common for small businesses.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd like to retrain but I cannot take a cut in pay which fucks that off immediately.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)

You could have a happy career as a bag expert.

( Peej, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)

expert lady.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)

He's just scared that in a different job he'd have to cut his hair & wear a suit and hope that having a 'permanent cold' wouldn't be noticed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)

There is an element of truth to this.
Although I've no problem with suits and look damned fine in one, I'll have you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)

The only solution is to DYAAKY

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)

And have a shave.
Down stairs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I have lolled. In my office.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)