Rory, I wish I went into my attick and got my electric guitar and took it to my new flat with me, I'm really in a rocky mood now and I want to pretend I'm playing with it unplugged.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:50, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Chicks dig blokes who play the guitar Gonz, even when they're pretend playing them in all those 80's rock videos, chicks still wanted a good fingering

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:54, Reply)

You know when you take an 'E' tablet how they talk about being able to feel the up'n'downs of the baseline in the club.
I wonder what it would be like to take an 'e', then sit on a speaker and have someone go down on you where they move at exactly the right time.

I think for that, the perfect song would be that Hay Hay YOu You I Don't Like Your GIrlfriend one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Getting your pecker up in the first place would be your initial challenge whilst rushing on disco biscuits

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Shame really, it sounds perfect for it.
In a book I'm reading, one that Cavy introduced me too, some people get wasted on 'shrooms, that sounds fucking magical.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Start off with the mushrooms, although being whacked on opiates is probably better

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:23, Reply)

OH SHIT, I gotta take some tablets =/ brb.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:29, Reply)