Judge the defendant entirely on their appearance.
Some features to watch out for include:
eyes too close together
dark or swarthy complexion
tattoos on face, neck or hands
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:14, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*makes notes*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I hear that a prominent bone ridge on the skull
over the occipital node is a clear indication of criminality.
( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Is this some Klingon thing?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

No

( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I have a tattoo on my wrist which is pretty easy to conceal when teaching. Occasionally the litl'uns see it though and ask "Mr C why have you drawn on yourself?". Apart from the chav kids who go "ooooh tattoo"
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

My daughter drew a goatee beard on her face with permanent marker last night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Is this one of the reservations that your ex wants to discuss?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)

No, she has an interest in Native American housing settlements and knows it's a specialist field of mine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Wanting to be a pirate? not uncommon. I had two paint them on whilst on teaching practice last year. It's very amusing.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Copying daddy's beard I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Lusty?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Ha!

( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)