I genuinely have no defence here.
Fortunately, a lifetime of alcohol abuse has removed any sense of shame I once had, so I don't care either.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

keep telling yourself that as you squeeze around the fatties and drown in the heady smell of lynx trying to mask severe BO issues.
and reflect that you're now an adult and this sort of thing really is for kids.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I think I am also immune to the stench of a thousand geeks under one roof
ever since I was at Euro Disney at the same time as 'The World Gaming Championships European Final'. You could, honestly, smell that Marquee from 250 yards away.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)

oof! that would have been rank.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)

What a life you've led.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)