This was his defence for having an affair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:38, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm going to have and affair as soon as I can find a hot, young, nymphomaniac, who loves to give head and likes it up the arse.
They must also know the correct ingredients in a pasty.
( Peej, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

or you could try to fix your marriage like an adult
you know, instead of going I WANT SEX MORE TYHAN ONCE EVERY SIX WEEKS

how about you take her out somewhere nice, away from the kids, treat her to a spa day and a trip to the salon, try to be 'sexy' (whatever her definiteion of that is) and see what happens when there's no pressure or kids?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Plus if his wife and mother of his children doesn't find him attractive, why would other women?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

*coughSIMONWESTONFACEcough*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

bitches be crazy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Its been shit for about three years
You don't think i've tried all that shit?
( Peej, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Give her loads of drugs.
MDMA and cocaine should loosen the old waistband.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)