Thanks, but I can't afford new clothes at the moment.
Our pub is having a swishing party soon, so I might get something nice there.
And as you can imagine, dresses are not easy when you're really curvy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:37, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You'd be amazed
it goes up to a 20, which you are certainly much smaller than, and it also had significantly more boobage room than I have boobage. Set yourself a target weight and once you're down to it, make Mr b3th buy it for you. Rewards are a good motivator.
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)

He's just bought me an ipad, so I probably shouldn't push my luck.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Haha, lucky girl
give it a couple of weeks, perhaps he'll forget?
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Well, he old and getting doddery
so it's a possibility.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Worth a shot for a pretty dress...
nice sunhat, stockings and a pair of white wedges...promise you'll give him a twirl and I bet he'll be entirely willing!
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)