I'm sending Vippers a letter today! How nice am I?
With a USB Pen and a DVD in it, I should get the nice b3tan award except or all the times I've been a cunt.
( Peej, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:10, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Your wife obviously doesn't put out for 'nice guys'
Go home and crack her head off the kitchen counter, she'll soon change her tune
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

If you break her jaw the pitch of her whistling will change I expect.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

If only there was a show such as 'loose men' for these matters to be discussed in depth

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)

there is
it's called "tool academy"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Fucksticks, I was mid draft on my production proposal

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

i look at some of the guys on that programme
and i compare them to some of the guys i've been on dates with, and i think, what are you complaining about, woman?

i guess "cunt correction camp" was a bridge too far for sky.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I imagine it all to be a 'true lad' nuts and wked Kru

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

i think it's american
i am showing my ignorance, as i've only actually seen it once...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)

DOes anyone know if vippers has moved house since august?

( Peej, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

He would have come on here to tell us about his flooring if he had.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

He's mostly living the free life in his van since his wife kicked him out. Post it to some beach and it'll find him

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Highly unlikely.
Send him my best, will you?


When I say 'best', what I really mean is 'a bot dog'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I've already sealed the envelope
but rest assured that if I hadn't sealed it I still wouldn't send him your best, because I am a cunt.
( Peej, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)