That's simply the pussy version of
A barman says "I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles in here"

A neutrino walks into a bar.

Embrace the geek, DF.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Except neutrinos have recently been proven to not travel faster than light so this doesn't work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

because, of course, Marty McFly has been scientifically demonstrated to travel in time.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

he has I saw a documentary in the cinema about his adventures

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

ah, right so.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

the fictional character works in the fictional joke
an incorrect scientific theory does not work in the fictional joke
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

since the joke is fictional
it doesn't make a jot of difference either way, Quents. All that matters is that, since the whole thing was in the news, the joke is understood whether the theory behind it is correct or not.

Or are you suggesting that all calendar seasons really ARE named after coiled bits of metal?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)

of course they are, otherwise my joke wouldn't work

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

well, you live and learn.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

all the months of the year are types of stylised, usually formal walking
except january, february, april, amy, june, july, august, september, october, november and december
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)

That's a whole other level of geek mate
Sci-fi, comics, LOTR - me. Anything remotely to do with actual science that you can study - you.

Morning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)