They should make them play on but remove a rule every 10 minutes. First handballs are allowed, then there's no offside rule, then there's no such thing as a dangerous tackle.

in fact, fuck it, this is just how football should be played. 90 minutes but every 10 they stick a pin in the rule book and whatever rule it hits no longer applies.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

No, this is how football should be played:
One second into the game, the grounds should be sealed and Zyklon B pumped into them, killing all the players and fans.

Rinse and repeat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Well they are asking the Germans to come up with ideas, so you may get your wish.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Spoken like a true Willie Woofter.
Football is ace, and you just don't like it because you were never cool enough to get picked.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

It's because I'm not common.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I beg to differ
You frightful oik.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)