fucking fruit salad baileys
why do i have to think all of this up for you?

chop the fruit, pour on some baileys like it's cream, job's a goodun

you owe me £75 consultation fee
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

baileys and m uesli might make a nice mix too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Fuck that. I ain't paying you nothin'.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)

i'll come to your house and take your tv if you don't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)

if you can unbolt it and break the chains holding it to the wall, you're welcome to it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)

i'll take your scooter too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I don't have one of them.
I have a beat up old car instead.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)

thanks, i'll have that to cover some of the flight costs and admin charges

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)