Awww
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-18218878
I went to hamstead heath on Sunday, I've never been before, you can tell why the bummers love it, there's plenty of bushes and that.

What was amandas daughters problem quent?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:29, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i dunno
this is the same girl who was going out with an apparent drug dealer last year, and still went back to him after he RAN HER OVER.

I don't like bbc news anymore, seems to be a lot of advertising there, an article on Iron Sky and the new Mazda? is that news?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Sounds a bit like an Accordionist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

from what i know they had a row
he chucked her out of the car and she went mental at one of his windows, he drove off, knocking her over and breaking her arm

charming fellow, i'm sure
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Sounds like a tip-top chap.
Have you got his phone number by any chance?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Or her number,
she most definatly will be a supermodel.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

honestly, she's 18 years old and yes she is pretty stunning
bit too much make up, but definitely a looker like her mum

edit might be 19 now, not sure
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Tell her mum to introduce us and that you know me from the internet and my cock is about twice as long as a tarantula.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

i don't think she'd be interested in a man from the internet
don't you already have a girlfriend?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Yes, I just want you to embarrass yourself in front of colleagues.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

amanda was the receptionist at my gf's office, i only know her from lunching there
and it was her LEAVING DRINKS, haven't you been paying attention, you IDIOT?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Didn't you become facebook friends you IDIOT?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)

YES BUT THAT WOULDN'T HUMILIATE ME IN FRONT OF MY COLLEAGUES
OMFUCKENG YOU IDIOT
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)

She should get Beckyletters to break his leg.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

what is that?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Do you think there was a voice that kept on calling him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Hampstead Heath is very pleasant, apart from the used condoms and bummerists everywhere.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Apparently there are tarantulars on the heath.
but a hipster told me so it's probably bollocks.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I call hogwash.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Hmmm
www.camdennewjournal.co.uk/061605/n061605_06.htm
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Oh so they're an inch long.
Wooo scary.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Yeah, that's nothing, it's like half the size of my cock.
I aint scared of them.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)