very very few have his attributes, sadly. he is a huge amount to live up to :(((
i've dated my share of fucking ugly retards who still think they are god's gift for some inconceivable reason. the thought of reverting to one of those is immeasurably depressing.

still, the polo next week should yield up some hugos and ruperts. no issues there, then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

bet you a fiver you'll be going home alone, and still single at christmas

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)

i'm in the caribbean this christmas
woooo!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)

third wheeling in the jamaicas with the family eh?
good for you pet
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)

lounging around a five star swimming pool
with 2 friends and my dad, aye.

i am fairly smug about the whole thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)

it's good to look at the positives of being alone at christmas

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

i've never managed to be alone at christmas
but i'd fucking love it. i never get any peace and quiet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

empty bed syndrome, you're obviously delusional

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

i like being in a relationship
and i like being single. anyone who can't enjoy either status has got Issues.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

you're a bit old to be by yourself tho
you're just a stones throw away from your forties
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

pffffft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)

remember. Eton and Christ Church
Gordonstoun and Magdalen if you must.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)

hahahaha
this is why, if you ever become a mormon and can have numerous wives, you must call me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)

its pretty unusual for the girl to be doing the creepy pandering at the boy on the internet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)

poor quentin
just because you never get any gazzes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)

soz swipe, you were just coming across a bit desperate there
and MONTY gazzed me a while back, actually
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)

that's alright
we can't all be tangerine tinted twats with pink cowboy hats, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)

you wish you were that classy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

i've pissed more class than you'll ever know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)

that turn of phrase certainly helps prove your point

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

read it and weep

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)

like your puss-filled mimsy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

spell it correctly
and i might smile at that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_Puss
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

If the rules change
rest assured I shall.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

MARVELLOUS
then we can tell quentin your REAL nickname. not that he'd understand it, mind.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

you mean it's not hockeyprick? :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

no
it's hockey-stick-sized-prick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)

he's as short as a hockey stick?
seriously, coming across very creepy now, swipe
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)