It was always shit.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:02, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

God help us all.
It's definitely not shitter now?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Barry which girl have you split up with? DO I know about her?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Nah.
She was pretty ace though. I'm sad. I've already asked someone else out, gotta keep busy and all that. Gonna see if I can make it two rejections in two days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)

I suggest standing outside girl 1's house all night, ideally in the rain, crying and texting every 20 seconds.
Bitches be all up on that sensitive style shit yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)

She London or Newcastle?
And the new one?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

She's from Newcastle, lives down here.
Met her down here. She's 29 which makes things a bit complicated init. Other one's up there.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)

They normally love a bit of young stuff. That's a bit odd that she did the dumping.
Never mind, if there's another one lined up you'll be alright innit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Ironically
their problems started when Bal took a smelly shit round hers, when he should have been at home wiping spunk off his mate's mum's computer.

Speaking of which, looks like he's just had another one:
www.london24.com/news/greenwich_factory_fire_chemical_processing_plant_blaze_london_fire_brigade_smoke_fog_blackwall_tunnel_1_1390505
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)

That's a man in need of a magic poo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Nowt concrete.
I'm gonna play this thing by ear, I think she might come around. Maybe.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Do not appear desperate. Heed my advice.
Stupid as it sounds, letting her know you're really upset about it is a bad idea. Women are fucking retarded like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)