I like to think that when he posts
His girlfriend wears a baseball cap sideways and baggy trousers and woops and high fives him and goes YEEEAAH BOOOOIII" at him. When somebody "disses" him, I expect she crosses her arms and glares at them with her head tilted all sideways and that.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

girlfriend? why are you white knighting monty?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I've met her she totes exists mumps
Monty's the Adonis of OT. He's got a reali life girlfriend that's not made out of plastic or ANYTHING
( Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:44, Reply)

an escort does not count as a real life girlfriend, even if she lets you scuttle her for extra cash.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:45, Reply)

+ I bet "she" used to be a dude.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:46, Reply)

There's at least one massive flaw in your theory.
Cash, you say? Extra cash?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:52, Reply)

so you're a thief now too.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:00, Reply)