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maybe if his parents had fed him properly he wouldn't be a humunculous and he'd have no reason to be bitter(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:16, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
If they hadn't allowed him to smoke 40 a day during pubertymaybe he'd have grown taller than the cast of 'Time Bandits' and society might have been spared his uncontrolled anger.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:19,
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Time was, one could go out to, say, a bash, safe in the knowledge that you would in all probability come home in one piece. Those days are long gone.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:23,
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i know, i heard that's the real reason gonz stopped going to them completelyhe just sits at home crying and filling tesco bags because of what that man's done to him
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I hope it's the reason Gonz doesn't turn up. He's a creepy little pervert.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:25,
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His favourite crisps are 'Nik-Naks'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:29,
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Maybe if your parents had clothed you properly as a child you would have grown up with a level of sartorial elegance instead of looking like a homeless beggar.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 9:22,
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