she's average but dim

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:34, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Thats nice
I married for looks, intelligence and quality of blowjobs and look where that got me.
( Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)

exactly, you have to go three steps below
that way they're always grateful
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Exactly!
I once woke up next to a fat bird and she gave me two blowies before we got out of bed! Never recipricated though, I mean she was fat and I have standards.
( Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)

if you go ugly they'll never leave you
if you go thick they'll always be impressed when you say something vaguely clever
if you go for crap blowjobs, they learn eventually
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Never reciprocated?
You didn't give her a blow job back? You heartless bastard.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)

you're so un-drunk you're not making any sense

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)