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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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When
They say "dig" they mean spades, dirt and graves.

Sorry to be the bearer etc, etc.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:21, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I give birds gibbering wide-ons.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Klopper
Froth in waves, there was.

The very air was kipperish, and cats were going mental.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

The batter was flowing as the whorers kept whoring.
'Fit like!' cried the teuch, 'my ma cannae cook!' and wi a' got bleezin' an' died.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)

"Stop
ye hoor, mi mither's needin' herring."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I wrote that poem just for you you know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

And
I'm honoured, Sir. I've nominated you for the "Grumpian Poet Laureate."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)

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