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Calling evening OTers!
MOnday night is quiz night. Ask a question!
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:09, 174 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Why?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:11, Reply)
an excellent start, Quint
well done
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Is CQ Quinten and vice versa?
Also, why should I care anyway?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:16, Reply)
i don't believe so
you should care because despite your protestations you spend a while each day here and in some way those little lines of text represent people in your head and you need to have some kind of belief in their corporeal lives and that you are not attaching sentimental attachments to something that is merely an idea.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:21, Reply)
That's rather deep for a Monday evening.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Yeah but you think the shallow end is deep

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Alright Cow, how's tricks?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Having met CQ, I cannot believe he is that much of an autist.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)
because you're a needy prick.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:53, Reply)
alright?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
yes
you?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:24, Reply)
eh

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)
you make me so horny

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
everyone seems to hate you. why?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)
not me, oor wullie

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)
popular consensus would say: you're shit.
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=apeloverage
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)
at least battered thinks so

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)
it would appear to be someone battered can try and bully
and not come out of it worse off, or looking like even more of a prick.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)
is he trolling?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)
too dull and shit for that.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Picture me trolling in my 500 Benz

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)
He's not the real one.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)
It's himjim

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)
But not as we know him, Cap'n.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Oh well done, bravo.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
*Bows*

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)
im not here enough to really get what's going on most of the time
Which is probably a good thing
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)
so why does everyone hate the real one?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)
For spamming his book, mostly.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)
oh, is it any good?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Apparently not, although I've not read it.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)
oooh he used to post the one paragraph stories right?
They were shit
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)
*taps nose and points finger*

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)
You don't need to read it to hate it.
Just ask Battered.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Because he posted a picture once.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)
pictures on b3ta? it'll never catch on.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)
How many of the Dirty Dozen can you name?
Who swings around the jungle smelling of cake?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
none
tarzipan
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)
I almost want to have sex with you

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:48, Reply)
ooh
this evening is going well
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)
What year did Edmund Hilary climb Everest?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:44, Reply)
you should check your newspaper

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Do they take that long to arrive?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Yeah, they 'ave to 'everest

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
1953

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Winner!
Sorry I just realised I forgot to reply to your gaz, meant to say tomorrow is dandy. You still good for it?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)
I am.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)
If a train leaves for manchester at 3.35 from glasgow and does 75mph
how many units of alcohol will it take to not give a fuck when it arrives?

please show working.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
9

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:49, Reply)
plz show wurkings

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:52, Reply)
nobody in either city is working

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)
smashing observation!
not answer the question.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)
2' you're soft as shite.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:00, Reply)
aye very good wee man.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Thanks mon. Why is ape so shit?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)
no idea, I'm new to OT.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Welcome.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)
*snugglewuggles*

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Eurgh, gay.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:11, Reply)
*bums*

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Oh man, apple just announced a whole load of new awesome stuff.
I think I'm gonna upgrade my laptop in a few months to one of the new ones, they're amazingly stunningly stupiddly high end, I'm supprised that this amount of tech can fit in a single laptop.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
mine's can do the internets!
I heart the facebook and twitterz!!!!
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Give us the highlighs then..

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Steve Jobs died.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Spoilers!

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Calm down, River Song!

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Totally would

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Macbook Air + Macbook pro = spec bump with price drop
Macbook Pro(r)* = Retina display (4x 1080p), up to 2.8ghz quad core, up to 16gb ram, up to 782gb SSD hard drive.
iOS6 = deep facebook intrigration, amazing stunning maps (with turn-by-turn and 3D views), you can ask siri sports/movie/resturant questions and I think/hope they've open up locations around the world. Now when someone calls you, you can press some buttons to reply "Call me later" or set it to remind you when you get to home or work. Has a do-not-disturb mode. It has a new system that'll basicly attempt to replace ticket and store-card system.
And a few bits'n'bobs with OSX: www.apple.com/uk/osx/


* There doesn't seem to be a name for this new pro series.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)
No iPad mini then?
Shame. I want a Kindle Fire but it looks like I've more chance of going ice skating with Satan than I have of Amazon getting their fucking act together and releasing it over here. An iPad mini, with a correspondingly mini price, would also work well.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Nope ! 'fraid not, It _might_ come in line whenever they announce the next iPod Touches, around october time. But I doubt it...
... as far as I know, there is no refference of it in iOS6 code, which generally means it won't be out for the device when the new iOS hardware happens.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Lame.
How's your new job, Gonz?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
When are the MacBooks out?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Today !
It's £3050 to get the completly maxed out one, with 16gb ram, 2.7ghz quad core (with boost up to 3.7), retina display. I'd get about half that for my current laptop.

The origional iPad is no longer supported, so I might upgrade that and give the old one to Ma'.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Where have all the good times gone?
And also, where have all the flowers gone?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Long time passing.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)
When will they ever learn, eh?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I liked that song until I found out dirty hippies liked it too.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)
A terrible dirge, in my opinion.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:31, Reply)
It could do with a funked up version, that's for sure.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I'd mention it to Simon Cowell next time he comes into my local
If I drank in gay bars.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)
omgz im almost donecleaning myroom
Car and room in one week
Kristine, being responsible since last week
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:34, Reply)
About two months ago you were cleaning your room as well
How untidy can you be?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:35, Reply)
imagine how untidy
And multiply that by ten
its mostly my dog chewing stuff up and then me leaving it there, rip jumanji vhs
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I'm finding it hard to answer someone who had a Jumanji VHS to start with

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)
well i *was* 12 when it came out

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Echo has resolved your latent hoarding obsession.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)
hahaha
You don't ever feel like hey, I wanna watch that one movie I liked when I was a kid?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)
You need to be subjected to UK television
They all roll around on a regular basis.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Are you going to get drunk and start a thread at we are all asleep O'clock tonight?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)
no!
Maybe ....
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)
I'll enjoy reading it when I get into work.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)
What is this rash under my armpit?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)
youre too sensitive for manly deo, switch to dove

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:57, Reply)
You should know
You get paid to piss about with intrusive chemicals all day.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Yeah, but I don't smear them under my arms.
also: alright TD
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Fair enough
Well it's probably a small colony of travellers then, heading back from Appleby.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)
shaving rash clearly

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Blimey - someone I've not seen around for a while
Y'right, Amberl?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Not bad cheers
how are you?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
*waves*

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Alright LiC
how's it going?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
*Waves at the wonderful Amberl*
How are you - apols for not getting in touch. Is life treating you well?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Not so bad thanks
how have you been? Did the course go well?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:32, Reply)
It's
Oxterpox.

You'll die, sometime.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)
How dirty do Pendulum feel, knowing that they are making dogshit music for plebs and nonces, when they easily have the skills, technology and nous to make fantastic tunes?
Though even if they did go back to being good, nobody in that circle would buy the records.

Last night I shaved my head. Chicks just dig me harder.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
When
They say "dig" they mean spades, dirt and graves.

Sorry to be the bearer etc, etc.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I give birds gibbering wide-ons.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Klopper
Froth in waves, there was.

The very air was kipperish, and cats were going mental.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
The batter was flowing as the whorers kept whoring.
'Fit like!' cried the teuch, 'my ma cannae cook!' and wi a' got bleezin' an' died.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
"Stop
ye hoor, mi mither's needin' herring."
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
I wrote that poem just for you you know.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)
And
I'm honoured, Sir. I've nominated you for the "Grumpian Poet Laureate."
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Where did everyone go?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I'm having a wank.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
To off topic?
Or have you got /talk open in another tab?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Nope.
Just felt like it.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Ah the freedom of the single man.
I bet you don't even bother with in private browsing.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I use it just for the cheap thrill.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I
think he meant chavving a tank.

Or was it tanking a chav?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Far
Far away.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
watching the news about floods
I moan about it raining but fuck me I'm glad I live on the 5th floor.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Where's your question?
Although I think Cavy stopped answering them some time ago.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I've got a half decent question
but I'm not wasting it on the dog end of a night thread.

I just nipped downstairs for a cigarette and as I was going outside a couple were also going out. She had on a coat and had a brolly, he was in shorts and a t-shirt, they stood in the rain having a huge argument in East European the whole time I was out there.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Is there still time to join in?
Or has everyone fucked off to bed?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Everyone has fucked off

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Oh right.
I'll go then.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Probably for the best.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Look what happens when I threaten to leave v v v

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Everyone was waiting for you to go

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)
aw

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Alright Benders.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)
And where do you think you've been until, this hour, you dirty stop-out?
Alright Jeff
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Post work pint.
I watched the footy.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Oh that.
Did England United score many tries?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
They scored the same number as the other side.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
RESULT!!

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)
So. Tangles. Are you on for the Sept bash?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
I think so.
Any tips on cheap accommodation?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)
the embankment?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Do I need to bring my own cardboard boxes?

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Try Stunned or Monty.
Or, if you MUST get digs, find out where we're all going and book accordingly.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Those naughty boys would break me with their insatiable appetites for drink and massive drugs.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Don't worry.
I'll be there to mock!
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:06, Reply)
I'm thinking major bashes should not be suffixed -Stock
rather it should be -Gate, given the amount of fall-out there usually is the day after.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:09, Reply)
GIven I'm the biggest liability (after <insert all manner of names>) I'm happy with 'stock'.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:11, Reply)
not Jeffstock but Boycegate

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:29, Reply)
I can be laughingstock
And Jeff can be Stephengate(ly)
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:31, Reply)
Be nice to London b3tans

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
You're looking good tonight, Lighty ;)

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Yeah.
And I'm a black dude with natty dreads.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:06, Reply)
I've heard taht.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:09, Reply)
It's true.
Just ask Lighty.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:10, Reply)
you know where you can sod

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:30, Reply)
More seriously
consider short-term apartments and the like, I got a studio apartment for £60 the last time I bashed in London (and didn't live here).
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is probably the best option
I have done this before in other cities to good effect.
Plus it will give me the opportunity to sneak off early and be in bed before midnight.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Evening Jeff
I have started watching a Hoarding show on C4.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
I collect VHS cassettes full of those shows.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
I hope it was more entertaining than the game.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
I quite enjoyed it.
Although that might have been the beer and facebook games I was doing at the same time.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I was in the pub, and if it wasn't for the company I was in, I'd have left.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)
alright
I'm just popping in before bedtime. Wassup?
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Well, there is me calling you a bender for starters.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
ooh
I saw that
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
You BENDER.

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
like a wimpy sausage

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)
You're a Wimpy 'bender in a bun'

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)
man, I want sausage
in a number of different ways.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Can't help.
The shops are shut.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:09, Reply)
You can't go to bed yet
You still have questions to answer up there.
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Totally not read the rest of the thread
I shall get to it with immediate effect
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
wait, no
can't be arsed
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Clouds

(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)
this is true
unless you stand on your head
(, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)

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