So you're so ashamed of what you did that you described at at length?
By this logic I must assume you are also hugely ashamed of your breasts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:29, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

And her fancy for colossal benders.
Afternoon Foxy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Hello mate
How's it going?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Very well indeed mate.
Hoping to start working from home in the near future, so it should knock an hour's traveling off my day.

How's it going at your end?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Yeah not bad cheers mate
Work is fecking mental, am quite jealous of your forthcoming status. Weather good enough up your way for some cricket?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Yeah I'm quite looking forward to it now.
They were going to rearrange the seating plan in the office which would involve me sitting with the most smug, self-satisfied, pain in the arse of a woman that you could ever meet. That really nailed it for me.

The weather has been somewhat mixed. Last weekend was a total washout, but the week before was glorious sunshine and we won both of our games. However, out of 6 league matches so far, we've only played 3. We've won 2 of them, so we're actually 3rd in the league having played less (fewer) games than anyone else, as the league is ranked on percentages.

Still looking forward to seeing FNM then you jammy bas?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Can't begin to tell you how excited I am mate :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Did I mention that I'll be in Florida at the time? :-p

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I choose not to read this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)

How's the dancing going?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Alright ta
Had a big competition Saturday which went less well than I'd hoped it would, we keep getting passed over for younger couples who patently aren't as good as us. Nonetheless I've got two choices - get on with it and smile or get on with it and grumble
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I'd go for the grumble option myself.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Yeah, you haven't met the missus

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:07, Reply)

She can deny it all she likes, but she can't hide the truth. Or chlamydia.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)

this is 2 references to my lovejugs in 2 minutes
that is smooth, even for you, stranger!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)

This is what happens when I don't pander over them for ages
It's the internet equivalent of premature spaff explosion

All this smooth talk combined with my affirmed status as an in-closet bender must make your knickers positively sodden.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:36, Reply)

yes
dripping like a dilapidated ceiling at the end of a 25 year lease term.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:40, Reply)

God you're so posh
What's wrong with a fucked fridge, eh?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:41, Reply)

lovejugs?
i'm leaving the whole internet forever, you disgust me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 12 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)