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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Like those round bleach things you get in the urinals in pubs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Like that very thing. Urinal cakes, they're called. Try fucking eating them, though.
Also like windows onto the Caribbean sky.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:16,
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Nom.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:23,
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I reckon your constitution could probably handle one of those things, actually
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berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:24,
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Hahahah quite possibly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:34,
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mmm
soapy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17,
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Bleachy and pissy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:22,
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The 8th and 9th dwarves.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:23,
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I met the ninth dwarf the other week in a pizza place
Ever so bad-tempered.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27,
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You met the tenth one: Spazzy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:33,
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How many of the little fuckers are there?
They're worse than the Polish.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:39,
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There are 78 of them in all.
All registered to vote in a 1-bed flat in Tower Hamlets.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:43,
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I think I've seen the one swipe mentioned
in porn.
And what do they vote on? When you do the hoovering?
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:45,
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