She doesn't have to date him though,
I think we should make a combined effort to get the two of you together.
You're both attractive, you seem to get on, you both like moaning, and her leaving him for a frenchman would push him over the edge.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sounds like you're transferring your own powerful desire to go out with me, here.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I'm alright thanks,
you'd take her to brighton for a day trip right? That makes you slightly better.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Most people would be happy to get out of Birmingham for a day
but this topic hasn't arrived out of stuff making sense.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)

And she's in Oxford right,
slough to Oxford on the train is a piece of piss, about half an hour from Reading, about £8 return. Worth it for a bit of action.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)

You're right though, I'm not bad.
Especially my eyes. They've a ring of yellow set into chips of blue granite, like the bedrock of the country from which I was hewn. They have the savage beauty of the wolf.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

You said that yesterday.
It's not funny anymore.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)

It's every bit as true, though.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

TEDIOUS!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Slapped wrists from OT's respected Chief of Humour.
My day couldn't possibly get any worse.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

It could, you could look in a mirror.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I'd just end up gazing into my now tediously pretty eyes.
I've forgotten to eat before now.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Vanity isn't an attractive quality,
you're scaring off Berk!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Oh what? I thought if I imitated PD
I'd get all the hot chicks, like what he does :(
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)