The following conversation between my boss and a female underling
Underling: I'm going to see The Stone Roses soon
Boss: Oh, I remember them, American band yeah?
Underling: Noo, Manchester you dummy!
Boss: Ah, I don't really like American music
Underling: No, there's no good music from America
Boss: I did like Bob Dylan though
Underling: Yeah, he's alright. Where are Pink Floyd from?
Me: fucking hell *puts on headphones*

Alt: I always fancied playing the piano. I got a keyboard for Xmas a couple of years back and it's doing a good job of occupying space under the bed.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:36, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

When I was in Virginia I went to a pub
where the fellow sitting next to me at the bar asked me where I was from.

'London? That's awesome!!! I LOVE The Beatles!!!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:39, Reply)

All American music is rubbish
Jimi Hendrix was actually from Ashford, he just lied so he could run for president.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I didn't know that!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:42, Reply)

It's one for the fact fans!

( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:43, Reply)

If you want to learn how to play the piano...

All you need is blu-tack.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

the beatles less success...

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)