In other news it appears one of our cats needs to be put down. Suggestions of the best way to slaughter a feline please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:26, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bring it to the pub tomorrow and we'll try out various options.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:28, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:29, Reply)

get a vet to do it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Boring and unoriginal.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:33, Reply)

just like you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Trebuchet should do it.
Into the middle of Thames.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Excellent
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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Having set the cat on fire first.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Box.
Radioactive isotope with a 50/50 chance of neutron decay
Neutron sensor connected to vial of poison.

No need to leave the science out of this shit, Battered old chap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:57, Reply)

two bricks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)