HI FACT FANS!
Her brother was drunk at a party and squeezed my wifes arse. He then fell over and broke his front teeth in half.

Justice!
( Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:29, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

was she ur wife at the time?
i must say you took it well, and HAVE BARELY MENTIONED IT SINCE IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Have I gone on about it? Sorry
It was a few weeks ago.
( Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)

ah right this is more recent? eek.
i thought you meant the original source of the jokes
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I dunno what you're on about.
But we were at Tom the guitarist from the bands house and the brother of your manatee was squeezing her arse and she kept pushing him away and then he drunkenly face planted the concrete steps. Smashed his front teeth and cut his face up. LOL!
( Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:38, Reply)

i'd touch your wife's arse too, i bet she wouldn't be frigid with a real man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Probably not
and I wouldn't blame you, its a fine arse
( Peej, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)