Bostin' weekend
Went to Dorset for my Bro's surprise birthday party, he had no idea we'd all be turning up. Excellent curry at the Rajpoot in Sherborne and then some* drinks, music and a bonfire back at his place.
This week holds frantically arranging appointments as I truly couldn't be arsed to do it last week and taking my G/F to hospital to get her knuckles injected - ooyah!

alt: The Quashqai - something that looks like a 4x4 but isn't. Why?

*Lots.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:51, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm sorry, most of these words make little sense. is it "street" patois?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Sorry mumpers
Bostin' = Extremely good
Bro's = Brother's

All of the other words should be considered normal by the average retard.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

and a Quashqai?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)

For a car that looks like it was designed by an eight year old, it is remarkably popular.
The name sounds like someone in chelsea saying "cash cow"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Well, some versions of it are 4x4
But it gives people the height and the illusion of extra safety of a 4x4 without the complexity, extra expense or fuel consumption.

See also: Base model Land Rover Freelander, Skoda Yeti, BMW X3, etc, etc, etc.

In case you haven't noticed, captain, people are generally fucktards.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)