"There will be a game where somebody scores more than Brazil and that might be the game they lose."
"If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket."

"Steve Hodge has been unfit for two weeks, well, no, for 14 days."

"He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg – he’s always had one but now he’s got two."

"I played cricket for my local village. It was 40 overs per side, and the team that had the most runs won. It was that sort of football."
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)