Gay answer.
At age one she doesn't really give a shit about birthdays or presents. Give her your time. Although we all think you're a cunt, she probably quite likes you. The more time and attention you can give her now will mean the world to her and will pay dividends in the long term.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Alt: I've only ever claimed for travel expenses. Not the dodgiest, but the stupidest thing I've done was to pre-book train tickets for a work meeting and then leave them at home and have to get the boss to buy more at the station. Luckily he did exactly the same thing the previous time we went to the same meeting.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

God you're gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 9:12, Reply)