Firing people for being cunts is different. Telling decent people that their job has been made redundant is horrible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:34, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Afternoon Sportsbilly
I don’t normally agree with you Batts. But yes it’s fucking horrible having to make employees redundant, I had to do it with people I considered to be not just employees but also friends.
Alt(ish) Having free reign with a company credit card is fun as long as I can justify it I can spend what I like, and having your own office, Monday mornings office door shut (I’m going to have to get a do not disturb sign soon) and having a wicked telephone system so that you can phone any internal line and make your voice come over the loudspeaker.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)

top tip for your own office with a door:
If you fancy a snooze but worry about getting caught, empty a box of paper-clips on the floor, get on your hands and knees with feet about 6 inches from the door and doze off.

Anyone coming in will hit your feet with the door, waking you up and you can go "oh, sorry, just picking up these paper-clips".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)