Alt alt: 'A bent pikey, now jog on you prick'.
(I have of course never ACTUALLY said this)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:43, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

a guy angrily asked me if i was eyeing up his girlfriend once
and i said 'yes, she's very good looking'
and he thanked me, saying that he felt very lucky to have her, and turned to leave.

I felt put out by him not shaking my hand, so i broke a bottle of banana bread beer over his shoulder and slit his throat, and steven seagal punched me in the face, so i got mister T to throw him through the saloon window
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Needs moar biscuit lies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)

mister T is a chocolate finger i've crossed with another chocolate finger

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Cool
That works, 'cause that was the only bit I didn't believe.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)

haha i made it all up!
YOU IDIOT!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Oh man!
Is my face red, or what?
Good one Quent.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

i can't believe you fell for it
i was all like 'no way' but then you did
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)