its the lack of penises
he hates gigs with no penises on display
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:08, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm all about the cock-gigs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Monty Boyce, the Imogen Thomas of B3ta

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I'm sure this is v funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

she's the one who sucked off ryan giggs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)

You'd have loved the CC gig* then
Whilst I had no interest in taking part in the moshpit happening immediately to my right throughout the gig (Too old for that shit /FILM), the spirit of such a violence-fest has always impressed me, but there was one COMPLETE cock who just wanted to hit people. He was also good enough to fall on me when I took a tumble, and shoved a girl my way so hard that she headbutted me and split my eyelid open.

I think he might have been flirting with me, in hindsight.

*This is probably not the case
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

That was me. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Nah, this bloke was short-haired and not as tall as you
and, more tellingly, he was AT A COMBICHRIST GIG
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

No, it really was me.
I've been lying about a lot of stuff on here, like thinking 'CC' are bent, my hair and my height.

Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Come the next bash
I'm going to either batter the fuck out of you, or let you bum me, depending on the accuracy of my guess that you were flirting via the medium of violence
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Great news!
I look *exactly* like Battered. See you there!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)

You fucking wish sunshine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Not fair Darth It's a win win for you.
It's a bit like using a doubled headed coin.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)

So you'll be the Sept bash then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)

The venue for which I MUST get sorted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Not as much as I need to sort out the venue
for my grand ten year celebration bash.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Yo Kroney
You need to add more "cocksucker" in each sentence, have you watched anymore of em yet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I've been at work all day
cocksucker.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Dont let me get all Calamity Jane on your ass

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)