Any idea's of when your going to try out that recipe I gazzed you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:35, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

recipe young Mexican rent boy
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:36, Reply)

You can gazz em now?
That will impede my import business
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Next week or so hopefully.
I've had a house guest for a week and I'm staying at my kid's tonight and tomorrow - Saturday I will be too drunk to cook and Sunday too ill to eat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Staying?
Are you and *her back together?

*the EX
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Jesus Christ no.
I'm not allowed to have my daughter stay at mine so I have to kip over at hers. The ex (mercifully) fucks off for the night, presumably to a boyfriend's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I didn't think you would be stupid enough to make the same mistake twice!

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)

She wouldn't be.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

In my younger years I went through an unlucky streak of attracting batshit mentalist women

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)

And paid their mortgages?

( Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Fuck no.
To get rid off one she had to be convinced I was dead, I've still got the clipping from the news paper somewhere.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)

All women can be at least slightly mental at times.
The trick is to find one you fancy, is intelligent and the least mental you've ever met, then marry them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)

My wifes lovelyping and my soulmate
She only go's batshit mental once a month, I'm still not sure why though.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)

If I ever make even the tiniest suggestion
that this is something I am considering, I am relying on you all to kill me immediately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)

BATTER(ed) UP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Happy to oblige. Please make the suggestion.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)

just change the name on your sockpuppet account
and put the words in his mouth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I don't bother with a sock puppet account. Too much hassle.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)

DEATH BY ABBA

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I'll kill you now and remove the risk.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Best to be safe Kroney
It's the only way to be sure
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)