WAY TO SERIOUS
It's friday night, who would win in a fight......Make your own fight like..

Princess peach vs zelda, frank skinner vs the nolans, gok wan vs graham norton.

Let your hair down and be a b3tan. Lets get all stupid again like we did last summer.

Alt. three random words
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:49, 66 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alt: everybody is dead.

Sorry to be the bearer of.....
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)

MR KIRK YOUR.....

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Named after a Scottish church.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:55, Reply)

I'm avoiding the pre-menstral women downtairs
Wifey's got mates in da house.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Minstrel, you say? Tell them they're not allowed to play Liars after 8pm.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Minstrel's melt in your mouth not in your hand
I'm just hiding upstairs and listening to music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hVp47f5YZg
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Cockwanging bollock shifters

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)

HI ya CAVY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)

was that the sound miss piggy makes?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)

ARRRRGGGGGGG CHOOOPPPPPPPPP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)

ow

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Half way up the stairs lolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:18, Reply)

How has it come to this?
ICONOCLASTS!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)

thats 6 words you retard

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)

You asked for random words.
I gave you pointed words.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I've got to be nice to my wifes freinds
TD why you in on a Fri?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Job cancelled this afternoon so a bit of drinking.
Next one 09.30 tomorrow. Nobody decent playing tonight.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

seems not mate

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)

I'm meaning music
You seem obsessed with me - what's my next live band then?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Rory has a thing of doing that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Alt: Phudbree fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)

YEA LOVE YOU

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Batts you in cornwall yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Nah, another week yet before we need to choose, may go Edinburgh to see family instead.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Good call batts

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Get out of my Cornwall

( Peej, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Try again, sir.

Most amusing.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)

leave batts alone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Don't you feckin' start!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)

See this fist

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)

The one you're sitting on?

Yeah.

What now?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

elbow only showing

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)

So, round about the the splenic flexture, Did you buy yourself a drink first?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Yep drinks and a three word meal, yea me \o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Eh, two diet cokes and a "mock chop supper."

I think it's time for me to watch that fillum.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:51, Reply)

watch that fillum. slit my wrists and lower arms lengthways.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Is it that bad

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)

In this case it would be wonderful.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)

tedious midget.
He takes great delight at this. It speaks volumes about his character.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Whereas you appear to have no character.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I don't adopt one in a pathetic attempt to gain attention.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Others will verify I have the same persona offline as well as on.
Haven't you got some homework to do and do?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)

To do and do?

Cretin.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Written on the basis you're think so you will have to try doing so twice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Is English your second language or are you just fuckin' stupid? None of that makes sense.

Try drinking less, going to bed earlier or leaving me alone. Or not. It's amusing.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Batts and Phuds,
The premenstral women have gone, I'm gonna call it a night you two behave.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Night harts.

I always behave.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Battered
You do know that you're only talking to one nonce here?

EDIT - Other than me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Nonce?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Why not?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Not a nice thing to call anyone.
are you being mean to me on the interweb?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Three words only

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)

fuck off pricks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Alright?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I see you heeded my mating call

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Always darling.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)

alt: Raus Engländer Schweinhund

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)

alright Monts?
Tunes?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I'm turning in, lad.
Daughter asleep. I'm sober as a judge. Posting from phone. Difficult day... Night all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)

night bbz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Sober as a judge? On a Friday? Isn't that illegal? Don't matter like.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Did you see that dour cunt Murray has made it through to the final of some shit sport?
+ Scottish cunt not yet winning the final of a shit sport most people dislike,
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)

He's British at the moment.
As soon as he loses he'll be 'Scottish tennis player Andy Murray'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Come on Tim
good night John boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:04, Reply)

G'night Mary-Ann.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I aint saying Jim-bob

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Nobody asked you to.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)

.................................................8(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Who Runs Bartertown?

( Peej, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Me. I do.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Sleeping is for tired people

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 2:15, Reply)