You're just jealous that he gets alcohol so easily. It must be a pain in the arse being asked for ID all the time.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:39, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

1. hahaah
2. Have you seen 'Lemmy The Movie'? You can get it on dvd for about three quid now - it's priceless. You get to see his Nazi dagger collection, nearly brought me to tears I was so jealous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)

No, didn't even know it existed. Will look it up. I mean everyone loves a Nazi dagger collection!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:41, Reply)

It's spectacular.
I don't even own a single one :o(((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Well actually you do. You must own some kitchen knives and you're definitely a Nazi so logic dictates you do infact own a Nazi dagger.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:46, Reply)

That's a technicality only.
I do own a Tayyab's knife what I robbed one night, but it's not the same. I want an SS sword.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)

I like the SS rings.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:55, Reply)

As have I oddly enough

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:28, Reply)

an eagle plate from a schutzpolizei shako is my sexiest nazi shit
yes, even better than the bomb shelter/ pillbox thing down the garden
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)

sixth formers usually have to sell him tabs
75p for a single
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Rory; what motorbike should I get?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)

One with a booster seat.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)

the one where you don't look like a cockend to the neighbours, or have to be stapled back together again if you come off it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)

That narrows the choice down considerably.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)

everyone's got scooters at the moment

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Scooters are shit. Can't use them on a motorway to escape from London.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)

you know the push scooters

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Your only riding the scooter if you push back

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Very good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)

If you ask her very nicely I'm sure Dorothy will lend you her Ruby Red slippers.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)

I believe he is a friend of hers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)