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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I have £20 with your name on.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:09,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Americans have got one thing right with the 1 dollar bill
Tarts don't like it so much when you try and shove a quid down their knickers
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Peej, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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Which is why I shove it up their jacksy.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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It's not a coin slot, you know.
You can't just stick a couple of quid in and expect us to dispense a packet of fags or something.
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berk, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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Couple of quid for a packet of fags?
You would be such a cheap date. When are you going to let me take you out?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:14,
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Pfft
I rather think your missus would disapprove.
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berk, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:24,
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So that's a yes if I didn't have a Mrs.
Leave it with me.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:25,
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Tsk
dreadful man.
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berk, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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I have the world's most peculiar image in my head.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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I'm pretty sure money is supposed to say 'Bank of England'
and all that 'I promise to pay the bearer' stuff and not much else.
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berk, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:11,
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It's real money, miss. Honest.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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