I told you before and got called a liar for my troubles (by the man behind the samurai sword beheading story, no less), I beat Brian Jacks at Judo once.

As I feel forced to admit, he was friends with my instructor and came to visit our group. I was 6 and he let me win. But still.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:34, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Lies on the internet.
I thought better of you*.

*I didn't, really
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I showed my cock to Adrian Mutu and Claudio Ranieri once
True story. However my suspicion is that you neither know nor care who they are. And rightly so.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Did Mutu sniff it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)

He did not.
Damien Duff was also there, fact fans, but I don't think he saw it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)

He didn't chel-see it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)

He was too busy getting into the most chavved out Range Rover I have ever seen
With the plate "DUFFA"

Yeah, and then you whine about press intrusion and not being left alone. One-trick prick.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I think Duff looks like he has an extra chromosome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Me? I'm one of the pro-football people round here.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Ah, apologies. I dunno why I assumed you were.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Well, I say 'football'. league 2 barely counts, but...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)