Hmmm.
car's worth fuck all these days. Vast collection of books is probably also worthless. Same can be said of all my DVDs and games.
I guess the most valuable thing I have, in terms of liquidatable value, is my jewellery.

Alt: I get to pretend I have friends. And I get to pretend they like me. or at least don't find me completely repulsive.

alt Alt: Davy jones.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:25, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

My car's worth almost cock all since Saab went under, which is a shame.
But then I didn't really pay that much for it so I guess I'll live.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Mine is too good to scrap, but too shit to sell.
Only about 80k on the clock, which is nothing for a diesel. But it was my first car, so it's covered in dents and scratches, and the inside is full of dog hair.
I guess I'm driving the thing until it falls apart.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Then get it cleaned thoroughly and spend £10 on some T Cut to remove a load of the scratches.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)

You'll never get rid of the smell of damp dog.
Unless you cover it up with the smell of dead hooker.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:36, Reply)

hahaha

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:36, Reply)

That sounds like effort.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Too right
I have owned five cars and washed two of them
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)

As long as it runs and all the doors open and lock, I'm happy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Its these little details that make car ownership such a hassle

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)

I'm not one of those people who spends hours cleaning and polishing and looking at her car.
It's a thing. It does a job. as long as it does that job, I'm happy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)

You could say the same thing about genitalia
but it's still preferable to wash them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)