I'm off to the swimming baths tonight
should I spend more time swimming, in the sauna or in the steam room?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:52, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'd say sauna, seeing as you are clearly a predatory homosexual.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Thing is right, I wouldn't mind a bit of sly cock in the sauna
but do you have to wear a special wristband or wink three times to initiate teh sexy tiems? Sitting around looking wistful and sweaty gets you fucking nowhere kiddo.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I cannot say I'm an expert on the etiquette of bumming in saunas. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Why not?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)

I just barge on in there without so much as a 'by your leave'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

You do seem like a confident sort
There must be some sort of signal though, maybe I should take a torch with me tonight
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I'd suggest having a large bunch of keys on your belt but that's a problem in a sauna.
No idea if that's an urban myth, that one - it may well have been made up by someone at my school about one of the teachers who had a large bunch of keys and was therefore 'definitely a bender'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Thanks man, I'll give it a go

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Don't forget to report back!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Too right buddy, I'll 'facebook' you yeah?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)