I have so little work to do that I as near as bollocks do have the day off...

But as you said Captain, the weather has gone a bit gash.

I intend to write a little, then get to the pub asafp.

Care to join me, you wibbling fuck-knuckle?

Sorry, alt: I'd buy Greece.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:12, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

There could be libation opportunities!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Hmm...

*slips into drinking trousers*
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Whenever you two are making plans to go for a drink
You always remind me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vn1TJgB65ps#t=532s
"Five of your finest flagons of ale, stout yeoman of the bar"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Well...

We always ensure to doff our top hats to any fine young fillies that happen along our way.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)