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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A load of retarded aspergers lying shut-ins
who want the world to be a lovely, fluffy place where nothing nasty happens, except when of course they want to be nasty to someone, called chompy a cunt. And then whined on and on about it

Now, I'm all for calling chompy a cunt, don't get me wrong, but in this case the boy had some much moral high ground you could have defended it against an entire army. But that doesn't matter if you say something bad against a female mental who might, just might, show you her bumhole if you agressively white knight a lot.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:30, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
it's true, chompy is a cunt

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
i've never disputed this

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
i'm gonna gaz the baroness

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Again?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
DONE I GAZZED EHR BEFORE?
YEAH, I'M MESSAGING YOU, WHAT OF IT?

THING IS SEE, EVERYONE THINKS PSYCHOCHOMP IS A CUNT, HE EVEN ADMITS IT HIMSELF (THERE'S BEEN SOME BANTER ABOUT HIM SEEELING PAPRECLIPS AND BEINR SOME SORT OF A FUCKEN RAPIST AND THAT BUT LEST BE HONEST HERE, HE AIN'T EVEN THAT INTERESTING), SO WHAT IM GONNA DO, FOR YOU, IS A ONE-TIME OFFER, MOTHERFUCKBITCH.

SEE, THING IS, I'M HOT SHIT ROUND RTHESE PARTS, THEY ALL WANT A BIT OF IT, AND I'M NOT SOME SHITYE NHS ADMINISTRATOR NEITHER. SO, I AM PREPARED (GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO ACTIALLY GO THROUGH WITH IT), TO SUCK IT UP FOR ONE NIGHT, SWALLOW DOWN ANY STANDARDS I AMY ONCE HAVE HAD AND CHUCK ONE AT LEICESTER OR NORFOLK OR WHEREVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU COME FROM'S ROPIEST SEX INDUSTRY WORKER. I'M NOT MAKING ANY PROMISES ABOUT GIVING YOU THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE HERE, BUT YOU DESERVE A DECENT SPLORT OF COCK AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE YOU DIE.

AS EVER, REPLY YES FOR YES.
REPLY FUCK OFF MATE FOR "FUCK OFF"

THE Q-MAN

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Are you really sending these?

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
yeah
wanderlust was all like 'no thanks, please leave me alone'
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)
you have simultaneously gone up and down in my estimation
and that's some fucking achievement, Q dogg.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
wkkd

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Can you just leave her alone please.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
that's the first and only time i've ever gazzed her
to be fair if she says no to that she's either a lezzo or massively turned on by spreadsheets
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Stop being a dick quenntin

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)
i'ma gaz your mum now
what's her username?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Click

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Or pay your mortgage

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Awww, man I LIKE Chompy.
:(
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)

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