have you got witnesses? fucking loser
my mum was once driving near manchester airport and an actual cunthorse leapt out of a field and galloped into her car. the horse was fine, the car was a total mess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 14:55, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Yer, it's a ballache. He's denying it and went off with a bottle of t-cut to 'hide' his bumper damage.
I got quoted 1500 for his artisan work on mine. It's alright though cos his dads a policeman, so there's no way he did it.

What he didn't know is that I'm his landlord, I've served him notice to fuck off and I'll be keeping his deposit. nuck nuck nuck
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)

how does that help? because the police are never ever corrupt, maybe?
excellent. you can throw in a claim for the house smelling of chemicals and t-cut stains on the floor.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)