Yeah?
What if we can provide witness protection?

It's that or the monkey gets it.
*turns spotlight on full glare*
*gets out bucket of water*
*Guantanamos*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:09, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

My pray blanket is like a sheild of steel

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)

You'll be praying by the time we've finished with you
How have I managed to become 'Bad Cop'? I'm always Good Cop in my head.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)

If swipe sent that message I would be well worried

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Well, that's because she's a lawyer
and it's all about the filthy lucre.

Whereas I'm just a limp-wristed penniless academic type.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I'm batting way above my average.....
Having a conversation with you then.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)

I was always more of a rounders player than cricket
If you can call sitting in the long grass and talking about boys playing rounders.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)

I was more of the kissycat kind of guy.
Our girl track and field team won the county championship thanks to me.

unfortunatly running away from me :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:27, Reply)

You should have been carrying chocolate, not scoffing it ;)

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Never have really been a Choc person, even in my childhood,
Now a sherbet dipdab or a wham bar, thats a whole other story
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Sherbet dipdabs were ACE!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)

Cola cubes, Bon Bon's, Sherbet Lemons OMG OMG OMG
I could go for like ever with this one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Don't forget FLYING SAUCERS!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Talking of Flying Saucers, I'm going to watch Fringe for a bit now, ta-ta!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:40, Reply)

I misread the word fringe
I'm not saying what I thought it said.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:42, Reply)

because of all the dried spunk

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:17, Reply)

Of course

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Eeeewww!
*wrinkles nose*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:20, Reply)